Want to make one of my kids freak out? Either wipe one of their faces after a meal (oh, the travesty!) or simply change their diaper (surely this is child abuse!). You would think that we're trying to kill them. It's even worse if you try to wipe their runny noses. But I just can't let my kids run around with blueberries and oatmeal all over their faces, nasal mucus gone awry or poopy diapers. Oh, the trials of motherhood.
Miles has such an aversion to the diaper change now that he will roll over and try to crawl off of the table. It makes changing poopy cloth diapers LOADS of fun. I feel like it takes me 10 minutes just to chase down all the poop that he has somehow gotten onto his hands/the changing pad/the table/his pants/his body.